Want To Become A Character In An Upcoming Novel?
(Official Contest Rules)

This seems legit, right? Well, I certainly hope it is, because here are the official rules of said contest...

- To officially enter the contest, you must complete one (or all, whatever floats your boat) of the following tasks:
  - follow me on Facebook (1 point)
  - follow me on Instagram (1 point)
  - follow me on Twitter (1 point)
  - join the Newsletter (3 points)
  - purchase RECESS (e-book 5 points / print book 10