Dear Miss Maude,

Um, I actually really like this guy and he says that he likes me too, but the problem is he only wants to be 'friends with benefits'. My friends are worried about me, too–I can tell–but I honestly really don't know what I should do about this. I like him but if he doesn't want to be seen with me in public I dont know if I want this?

–Benefit in Distress

Dear Benefit, OMG:

Okay, so I have a serious problem with the term "friends with benefits."  Because it sounds so good, right? You