Incident Report IBC-726A-39
FORMAL INCIDENT REPORT
SECTION ONE
Incident Date:___ 25th August 2436 __ Incident Time:___22:30 hours approx___Incident Location:_____ Officer’s mess hall __________________________Person/s Involved in Incident:___ Colonel Cameron McAllister, Lieutenant Sebastian Rayne ___________________________________________________Damage to Property Y/N:__ Yes__ Damage to Individual Y/N:_ Yes ___
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Details of Incident:______________________ Lieutenant Sebastian “Seb” Rayne and I consumed a few too many beers while discussing a particularly shitful assignment Seb had just gone through. After most people had left the officers mess hall, Seb got hungry, so we went into the kitchen to make sandwiches, but then Seb decided he wanted a hotdog instead. Although I was aware we were both somewhat intoxicated, I couldn’t have foreseen that attempting to cook a single hotdog would result in an appliance exploding and a minor fire to break out. Or that when trying to put out aforementioned fire, a pipe would be damaged resulting in the kitchen flooding. Or, that in the ensuing chaos, Seb would slip over and give himself a concussion.
SECTION THREE
Statement of Culpability:
During the incident wherein the officer’s mess hall kitchen was simultaneously burned and flooded, I, __ Colonel Cameron McAllister __ am hereby officially stating to the record that as a direct result of my actions of being intoxicated and thinking it was a good idea to go along with anything suggested by Sebastian Rayne _____, caused Damage_ X _ Destruction_ X _ Injury_ X _ Insult___ Grievance With___ Offence To___Fellow members of my Team___ Unit___ Shipmates___ Soldiers_ X _ Civilians___and/or Property_ X _ Buildings_ X _ Vehicles___ Ship___ of which I should have more respect. I am aware that my actions may be construed as Offensive___ Selfish_ X _ Ignorant_ X _ Short-sighted_ X _ Insulting___ Insolent___ and wish to state that my intention was___ to debrief and/or commiserate with a friend and fellow soldier _____, though I can see now that it may have appeared that I was__ just getting wasted _.Please accept my___ sincere and now very sober apologies __. Moving forward I will attempt to____ not do anything suggested by Seb, especially when drunk, even if it seems harmless . I have made this statement__ by my own free will _____ and I standby all details within.
SECTION FOURAdditional Notes:___ The fire and flooding of the officer’s mess hall kitchen was very regrettable, but this has brought to my attention that the set up of the kitchen before the damage was not conducive to reactions by personnel during an emergency. Lieutenant Rayne’s concussion may have been avoidable if not for the fact that someone had inappropriately stored a container of tuna which was knocked over in Seb’s haste to get some water. Not only did it cover him from head to toe in tuna chunks and oil, that is what he actually slipped on when he went to step away. On a side note, Seb is sitting next to me filling out his own report and still smells like cat food.
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Colonel Cameron McAllister has a covert mission behind enemy lines to team with the Ilari rebels and overthrow the bloodthirsty dictator who’s torn their planet apart. The last thing he needs is to get sidetracked searching for a downed pilot, especially since it means having Lieutenant Theresa Brenner tag along. Not only doesn’t the frosty pilot have the ground game to keep up with his seasoned group, she’s a potential distraction with all those gorgeous blond curls of hers—and she might be just like her brother, whose foolhardiness got his men killed.
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SECTION ONE
Incident Date:___ 25th August 2436 __ Incident Time:___22:30 hours approx___Incident Location:_____ Officer’s mess hall __________________________Person/s Involved in Incident:___ Colonel Cameron McAllister, Lieutenant Sebastian Rayne ___________________________________________________Damage to Property Y/N:__ Yes__ Damage to Individual Y/N:_ Yes ___
SECTION TWO
Details of Incident:______________________ Lieutenant Sebastian “Seb” Rayne and I consumed a few too many beers while discussing a particularly shitful assignment Seb had just gone through. After most people had left the officers mess hall, Seb got hungry, so we went into the kitchen to make sandwiches, but then Seb decided he wanted a hotdog instead. Although I was aware we were both somewhat intoxicated, I couldn’t have foreseen that attempting to cook a single hotdog would result in an appliance exploding and a minor fire to break out. Or that when trying to put out aforementioned fire, a pipe would be damaged resulting in the kitchen flooding. Or, that in the ensuing chaos, Seb would slip over and give himself a concussion.
SECTION THREE
Statement of Culpability:
During the incident wherein the officer’s mess hall kitchen was simultaneously burned and flooded, I, __ Colonel Cameron McAllister __ am hereby officially stating to the record that as a direct result of my actions of being intoxicated and thinking it was a good idea to go along with anything suggested by Sebastian Rayne _____, caused Damage_ X _ Destruction_ X _ Injury_ X _ Insult___ Grievance With___ Offence To___Fellow members of my Team___ Unit___ Shipmates___ Soldiers_ X _ Civilians___and/or Property_ X _ Buildings_ X _ Vehicles___ Ship___ of which I should have more respect. I am aware that my actions may be construed as Offensive___ Selfish_ X _ Ignorant_ X _ Short-sighted_ X _ Insulting___ Insolent___ and wish to state that my intention was___ to debrief and/or commiserate with a friend and fellow soldier _____, though I can see now that it may have appeared that I was__ just getting wasted _.Please accept my___ sincere and now very sober apologies __. Moving forward I will attempt to____ not do anything suggested by Seb, especially when drunk, even if it seems harmless . I have made this statement__ by my own free will _____ and I standby all details within.
SECTION FOURAdditional Notes:___ The fire and flooding of the officer’s mess hall kitchen was very regrettable, but this has brought to my attention that the set up of the kitchen before the damage was not conducive to reactions by personnel during an emergency. Lieutenant Rayne’s concussion may have been avoidable if not for the fact that someone had inappropriately stored a container of tuna which was knocked over in Seb’s haste to get some water. Not only did it cover him from head to toe in tuna chunks and oil, that is what he actually slipped on when he went to step away. On a side note, Seb is sitting next to me filling out his own report and still smells like cat food.
Available Now From Entangled Publishing: When one of her pilots is shot down behind enemy lines, Lieutenant Theresa Brenner will stop at nothing to save her before she’s captured and tortured, even if it means being part of the dirtside team led by Colonel Cameron McAllister. Bren might respect the way the colonel commands his men, but she’ll never trust Cam—no matter how charming he is—because he was responsible for her brother’s death. Colonel Cameron McAllister has a covert mission behind enemy lines to team with the Ilari rebels and overthrow the bloodthirsty dictator who’s torn their planet apart. The last thing he needs is to get sidetracked searching for a downed pilot, especially since it means having Lieutenant Theresa Brenner tag along. Not only doesn’t the frosty pilot have the ground game to keep up with his seasoned group, she’s a potential distraction with all those gorgeous blond curls of hers—and she might be just like her brother, whose foolhardiness got his men killed.
Check it out here!
Published on January 12, 2018 20:06
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