It’s not easy to understand an artist and writers occupy probably the first place of the I don’t get you ranking. Their Byzantine earfuls mixed with overpowering emotional outbursts (and pretty many lies/ understatements) plus the shining halo over their heads ordinary people seem to stare at and their self-opinions and so on bowl the people over.

Are you a victim of the guessing game involving a writer? Here’s a short dictionary—let me remove the spell and take a piss at them (you can also mock me if you like).