Woo-HOO!

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It may not seem like very much, but this made me do metaphorical backflips. Seriously, I’m lucky to still be able to do a backbend, forget any flips. Even when I was young I was always afraid I’d crack my head open, like my classmate in 4th grade when he fell off the rings on the playground during lunch. Okay, it wasn’t his head that cracked open, but in my defense I only saw white squiggly things and reddish fluid.

It was SpaghettiOs.

Still, I was traumatized. So, no backflips unless they’re into water off a boat, diving board, or pool deck.