Some of you may worry you are not big enough M*A*S*H fans to understand THE LONG NIGHT OF THE ETERNAL KOREAN WAR, but I assure you that with minimal use of M*A*S*H trivia flashcards, you too can enjoy this meta-adventure.

Let's start with some facts about Colonel Potter, known as Col Pot to his close friends and regime. He's an easy one because he's not in the book.