Chuck joins Mike and Jess after and extended recuperation period stemming from his nipple reduction surgery, waxes on about new parenthood, and tells us about how he can't stop self-sabotaging his child free nights. Jess refuses to take her phone off of vibrate mode. We discuss Hulu's new Fyre Festival biopic acquisition, Domino's Pizza delivering orders to beaches/public parks/national monuments, and Kendrick Lamar's Pulitzer Prize win, and as always, end up allowing the conversation to follow some very strange tangents. Jess and Mike force Chuck to cap things off by reading a steamy sex scene from our dollar store romance novel.