Hi guys, I have an important announcement to make and I'm afraid it will be difficult for some of you to swallow. After much deliberation, I have come to realise that Theresa May was correct after all, and that we have been sorely misguided.We wanted a magic money tree to take care of our interests, to eradicate poverty and create outstanding services, but it is clear now that such a money tree can only be used for things that matter like keeping the Tories in power. It was right and proper that the Tories offered £1 billion to the people of Northern Ireland because it meant the coalition would survive, but also because the public services of Northern Ireland should come before the services of the rest of Britain. Their kids should have free school meals, but ours don't deserve them. Is this not perfectly fair and reasonable?I now see that poor people are the reason there are poor people. It is because the unemployed smoke cigarettes and wear gold chains that bankers felt it necessary to gamble with the economy. Add to that, the fake Muslim refugee terrorists who come over to steal our jobs while refusing to work, collecting our benefits, raping our women and imposing Sharia law on us, and it's no wonder we're in a mess. I mean we can't even make our own laws because of the European Union, but Theresa is going to save us from their tyranny by taking us out of the EU, even though she wanted to remain, and she is going to repeal their evil laws, but probably remain in the common market which means she'll also keep their laws. Is this not a brilliant tactical move?It should also have been clear to us from day one that all disabled people are faking it, apart from the ones who aren't, but those people are still scroungers because they are taking handouts that I, as a tax payer, am paying for. I am glad to see these people go through humiliating assessments by untrained staff with no medical knowledge. Let's face it, they don't deserve better, thinking they should get money just because they're blind and deaf or paralysed or even terminally ill. People should work until they die, and if they can't work they should just, well, you know...But the biggest and most important reason for my change of heart is that life-long anti-war, anti-racist, anti-poverty campaigner Jeremy Corbyn actually wants us all to be poor and is extremely racist, especially towards his own race and towards Zionists, the bastard. But even worse, and you might wanna sit down for this, he actually SUPPORTS TERRORISM! Yes, that's not an error, he actually SUPPORTS TERRORISM! I would have struggled to believe this, but there can be no doubt because I read it in that paragon of quality journalism - The Daily Mail. Yes, that would be the same Daily Mail that supported Hitler, but they've clearly turned themselves around since those days, what with their hatred of Muslims, refugees, Europeans, and anyone who isn't exactly like us fine people.From this day forwards, I will use the full weight of this page to support Theresa May's government, to ensure the correct social order is maintained with tax cuts and tax havens for the better members of society, and low wages and no rights for the scroungers, and most importantly, a complete destruction of all public services and the welfare state. My taxes are paid only to fight wars and to ensure rich people get a tax cut. I AM A PROUD PATRIOT and you should be too. Thank you for your time, and remember, if you ever see a person with dark skin, yell at them to return to where they came from!