If you’re like me, you’ve been really enjoying the deluge of emails telling you all about GDPR. (sarcastic side-eye to camera)

And then you’ve been even more enjoying ignoring those emails, looking forward to a brighter tomorrow when you’ll be unsubscribed from so many mailing lists you’d long forgotten about without having to lift a finger.

I’m not sending out those emails, because I don’t believe in annoying my lovely readers, and I actually have a vague understanding of things like the law and opt-in consent. But I do take your privacy seriously, and to prove it I’ve got not one but two privacy policies.

Because the world really needs as many of the frakkin’ things as possible. Really it does.

If you fancy a bit of light relief, click here to read my awesome, totally and blatantly nicked, policy.

Or, if you really do get your kicks from reading legal stuff, click here to read my proper policy.

Then go out and get a life. Please. You’ll thank me for it. Promise.