A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:   We will heel you     We will save your sole       We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:     “Blind man driving.” Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:     "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist's office:   "Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for,   You've come to the right place.” On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed.” On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout.” On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts.” In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and  will take appropriate action.” On a Maternity Room door:      "Push. Push. Push.” At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.” Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.         However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.” In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.” In the front yard of a Funeral Home:   "Drive carefully. We'll wait.” At a Propane Filling Station:  "Thank Heaven for little grills.” In a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak.” And the best one for last…;Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”