Okay, I just need to start off by saying that I’m NOT a guy who routinely writes stories containing sexual innuendos. If you want to blame someone, blame the founders of the town in question. In 1754, the Old King’s Highway and the road from Wilmington, DE to Erie, PA intersected each other. The founders named the intersection “Cross Keys”. Later on, the village took on another name, which continues to spawn jokes. You’ll see why in a bit.

2000: I’m working at a library automation software...