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Tommy the Cat saves money with new ‘electric’ trolley system

Last summer the club needed some money. They offered members who had been members 20 years or more a deal –

Annual membership is £600.

The deal they offered was a one off £6000 payment for life long membership. Nothing to pay ever after that.

Tommy the Cat is intrigued. He is 65. He’s not in the best of health, to be fair, with a recent heart op and a gammy leg. Still, it’s something he could easily afford. He is a millionaire with a chain of bakeries in the valleys area and a lot of money in the bank for a variety of ‘projects’.

Tommy decided not to take up the offer.

Me – Why not Tommy?

Tommy – I went to see Dai Doggs, the doctor.

Tommy – Dai, tell me straight doc how long do you think I’ll live?
Dai – You’ll live for ever you daft, evil bastard.
Tommy – Stop pissing around Dai. Tell me seriously, honestly.
Dai – Well if I was a betting man I’d say 10 years more or less.
Tommy – More or less?
Dai – Eh?
Tommy – More or less?
Dai – Possibly less, I guess

Tommy – So I thought it’s not worth taking the gamble is it?