That damn nightlight. Who thought it was a good idea? Oh, that's right. She did. There's a reason I got rid of the first one.
"What if I need a drink in the middle of the night?"
"What if our child needs to go to the bathroom?"
Valid reasons, I give her that. But valid in normal houses. Not this one. I'll take my chances. You want to see to walk down the hallway? Fine.
Don't get mad when the kid runs screaming into our bedroom at 3am because something scared him.
I don't need to see in that hallway. I know what's there. I've seen it. I don't want to see it again.
That's why I got rid of the nightlight.