Kid: I'm hungry

Dad: Oh nice to meet you hungry, I'm dad!

Kid: No, dad I'm really hungry! Can I have something to eat?

Dad: Oh nice to meet you No dad I'm really hungry can I have something to eat, I'm dad!

Kid: This isn't a joke! Is there food or not?

Dad: Oh nice to meet you this isn't a joke is there food or not, I'm dad!

Kid: Dad, that doesn't even follow the joke format!

Dad: Oh nice to meet you that doesn't even follow the joke format, I'm dad!

Kid: Dad, are you stuck in a loop or what is happening? Are you okay?

Dad: Oh nice to meet you yes I'm stuck in a time loop please help me, I'm dad!

Kid: Dad, I'm going to help!

Dad: Oh nice to meet you going to help, I'm dad!

[slap]

[Dad gasps for air]

Kid: I'm sorry I had to slap you dad.

Dad: Oh nice to meet you I'm sorry I had to slap you dad, I'm dad!

[scary music]