As a writer of fiction, I often catch myself talking to myself.

No you don't, Andy.

I'm doing it right now!

Whatever you say, man. Can we get a poke bowl? I'm famished.

We can eat after this blog post.

Fine, you're paying though.

Obviously. Anyway, since I talk to myself so often, I thought it might be fitting to interview myself.

About what?

About my novel, The Last Safe Place.

That sounds mildly interesting. Do you want to ask the questions, or should I?

Go for it.

I already know all the answers, t...