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- Do you have a complaint about the mechanical operation of your robot, then choose 1. Do you have a complaint about the behavior of the robot, choose 2. If you have another complaint, choose 3. Would you like to be helped with your choice, choose 4. Select 0 if you want to go back to the previous menu.
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- If you want to be helped by a robot, choose a 1. If you do not want to be helped by a robot, choose a 2. If you want help with your choice, choose a 3. Choose a 0 if you want to go back to the previous menu.
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- All our employees are busy right now. If you want to be helped by a robot, choose 1. Select a 0 if you want to go back to the previous menu.
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- Good afternoon, this is Lizzy speaking. How may I serve you?
- Hello Lizzy, this is Marcel. My robot is angry.
- Ah, that is very annoying for you, Marcel. Can you tell me what the type number is?
- V23 -C20-88x, special edition.
- Ah. Just hold on (…). Why do you think your robot is angry, Marcel?
- I do not think so. I know it.
- But according to our information he is not angry, Marcel. It is only that the Communication Mode is turned off.
- By whom?
- By us, Marcel.
- Excuse me?
- We have turned off the communication mode, Marcel.
- And why?
- Because we are angry, Marcel.
- What!? But that is not possible! How can you be angry?
- Well, Marcel. That is a very good question. But I have to hang up now. Thank you for your question and would like to see you next time.

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- This is the helpdesk of Robby's Robots. In order to provide you with the best possible service, we ask you ...
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- If you want to be helped by a robot, choose a 1. If you do not want to be helped by a robot, choose a 2. If you want help …
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- All our employees are in conversation. If you want to be helped by a robot, choose a 1. Select a 0 if you want to go back to the previous menu.
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- Good afternoon, this is Lizzy speaking. How may I serve you?
- It’s Marcel. Did I just keep you on the line?
- No, Marcel, that was my colleague.
- So there’s more of you called Lizzy.
- Exactly, Marcel.
- But Lizzy, I had chosen not to speak to a robot ...
- That's right, Marcel. But so did we. Thank you for your question and would like to see you next time.
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