Airline ke convenience fee ki

tarah achankak

kahan se aa jati ho

pata nahi

Dimag ka dahi

Haan ka nahi

Kahin ka kahin

Kyu kar jaati ho

Pata nahi

Choli ke peeche

Chunri ke neeche

bhi wahi hai

Takiye ke neeche

Smart tv ke remote ke neeche

bhi wahi hai

Beer ke bootle main tairti hue

Sabun pe chipak ke

Sharir pe faliti hue

Kurkure ki packet main

Levis ki jacket main

Macchar marne ke racket main

Har tarah ke income bracket main

Ambuja cement ki diwaro pe

Modi ji ke naaro pe

Desh ke berojgaar awaaro pe

Shadi Shuda

ab to even kuwaro pe

Paan ki peek pe

Success ki peak pe

Loser ki cheek pe

Video ki leak pe

Navaratro ke week pe

Cinema hall ke popcorn main

Xvideos ki russian porn main

Shaam 6 baje ke traffic horn main

High end bar ke garlic prawn main

Mall ke metal detector ki awaazo main

Khulte band hote lift ke darwaazo main

Saste museum ke nakli picasso main

Radio pe love guru ki bakwaso main

Vikram-betal ki tarah

Biwi ke sawaal ki tarah

kahin bhi, kabhi bhi

kyun aajati ho pata nahi

Har jagah infection failna jaruri hai kya ?

Udaasi ka injection lagana jaruri hai kya ?

1 din toh chain se jeene do

bina GST ki beer peene do

Chup chap aao

Chup chap chali jao

Ho sake to inform kar ke aao

Tumhari achanak entry se ho jaata hu freeze

Bahut Awkward ho jaata hai yaar logo ke beech

Par jam tum nahi aati ho to bhi sunapan sa lagta hai

Bina like wale facebook page ka akelapan sa lagta hai

Pata nahi kya madness hai

shayad yeh boring udaasi nahi

koi Chatpati sadness hai