[image error]In a long-awaited, long-debated decision, a majority of United Methodist Church delegates at last week’s General Conference voted to double-down on the church’s historic stance against homosexuality (it’s contrary to God’s will), LGBTQ+ ordination (unless said clergy choose to be celibate), and same-gender marriage (church law will punish those who officiate).

But, then again, you may already know this. It’s been everywhere in my feeds, my ears, my home. You may also remember that I’m marrie...