"Good news, Watson."
      "What's that, Holmes?"
      "The latest of my exploits in the 21st Century -- Sherlock Holmes and the Scorpion God -- is free on Kindle for the next few days."
       "Kindling, you say?"
       "No, Kindle, my dear fellow. Apparently it can be found on Amazon."
       "Good Lord, Holmes ... I'm not going all the way to South America just to get hold of a book."