Tonight I saw some commentary on DadSummit about a device that simulated breastfeeding.

I had some feelings.

My friend Doug French encouraged me to write. 

So here goes.

I have one child. She's fourteen. 

She's healthy and happy.

I only breastfed her for seven weeks, because that was the minimum my OB-GYN gave me for her health.

I hated breastfeeding.

Imagine, my men, what it would feel like to have a part of your body that you had always associated as a secondary sex charactaristic suddenly...