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Me: Hello, I'd like to make an appointment.
Them: That would be fine, is this just a check up or is there a problem
Me: It would be both since I haven't been in over two years
Them: Well we will get you in right away. What is the problem?
Me: (insert long description of problem)
Them: You should've called us earlier! Letting this go on so long could prove fatal. It might be too late to do anything anyway! This is very serious. Can you come in now?!
Me: Uh, is it really? Um, I guess so...um. (insert rapid pulse, face getting hot, panic setting in. Maybe I should hang up and call 911? No-then I’d have to explain myself again and apparently I was running out of time...)
Them: So, what kind of animal is this again?
Me: Excuse me...animal?
Them: Yes. We are an animal hospital.
Me: I, I was calling Riverside Health?
Them: Oh, you must've been calling Dr. Lopez. There's a misprint on his website. Ha ha ha! Looks like you'll survive! You should really get that checked out though. Good luck. 
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