greytailzawritesthings:

I have come to realise that there are only three types of DnD players in regards to dice.

Halflings: I’ll just borrow dice off my friends

Elf: I have 1-3 carefully selected fancy dice sets that I use for everything.

Goblins: the shiny math rocks make click-clack sound. Needs the more. All the more.

Shit, I’m a goblin.