If you want to watch some pomp and pageantry but don't like big crowds, or you've got a little kid who can't stand around for an hour without needing a wee, then how about this one -- this is the parade for people with no patience. You only need to give this one thirty minutes from start to finish so you can squeeze it in between some other attractions. It takes place behind those horse boxes at Horse Guards. (I don't mean the parade ground -- I mean that tiny little courtyard on the...