The kids are taking swim lessons this week and next, or at least the 3 oldest ones are. But when we got swim goggles for the oldest 3, Claire needed them too. And she insisted on wearing them to the pool last night.

Getting ready to go in the water, she proudly said to me, "I'm wearing goggles."

Replying in the same fashion, I pointed down and said, "I'm wearing socks."

She looked down and, having just shucked her flip-flops, replied, "I'm wearing feet!"

Paul