My name is Jess and I like to write things.

Am I good at it? Sometimes. Do I have any idea what I'm doing writing this? No. Do I expect any attention or an audience? Not really. Am I doing it anyway? Oh, yes.

I have other blogs, social media, and an abandoned website, and I'll probably forsake this place, too. However, I'm hoping to do a giveaway soon, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to establish at least the pretense of a presence!

Oh, yeah, I wrote a book! Well, actually, I've written about 11. Two of them are published. One of them's on here! It's called My Name is Criminal, and it's about a thief who steals things like soup cans and glass balls full of liquid electricity in order to qualify for a secret vacation funded by the Tersatellan government to "temporarily" exile some criminals. They'll be allowed back into the country at the end of the week...if they can survive. (Yeah. Another one of Those Books.) It's book 1 of the Rat Race Chronicles, which will be 7 books long--one for every day of the week of the extermination. Sci-fi fantasy. There are robots. There will be dragons. There's a social revolution happening in the background. It's a fun time.

Thanks for reading! Be prepared for random updates and information you didn't know you needed to know!
- Jessica Shubert