I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.  A doctor on TV said that to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and that we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.  So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun prscriptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.