Unofficial, Unsanctioned, Unsolicited. Done for fun. All characters the property of DC Comics.

Wow, I haven’t done one of these for eight years! See also:
Batman,
Batman: The Strip,
Boy Wonder & World’s Mightiest Maid,
Superman’s Ex-Girlfriend, Lana Lang (part one)

In this story, please assume that Lana Lang is unaware of Superman’s secret identity. Enjoy.