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Single Date
Tonight we start off with the beautiful Elly cashing in her golden ticket for some one-on-one with Bachie Matt.

Full disclosure: I have Elly in the office sweep so I’m not at all biased. Nope. Not at all…

We open the date with Matt and Elly at Flemington race track and I’m not 100% sure why but they’re visiting the Melbourne Cup, riding in carriag...