We open tonight’s episode with – oh. No. Wait. We’re straight into it. Okay! Here we go!

Single Date
Our Chinese Correspondent Kristen has finally had been awarded a single date. It’s kayaking and I’m actually here for this date. Kayaking in the sunshine is a lovely date.

Okay they leave the water behind to go play noughts and crosses, or – as Matt calls it – hugs and kisses. They do this to win various massages. Which, considering this is a first date, i...