You have stepped through the void, and entered a lawless world where boundaries are nonexistent, a world limited only by the imagination, or some such nonsense.

Hello! Readers, writers, adults, children, humans, aliens, werewolves, vampires, elves, goblins, and whoever, whatever, or wherever you are--you're here! This is the place of my bloggings, where I make … wordstuffs! With my fingers! On a keyboard!

(And occasionally whisper quietly into the soft toneless abyss while gently drifting away into madness.)

But mostly I write, about life, about books, about what it means to be a writer. This is my blog, where you've found yourself! Thank you for sharing a moment of your valuable time with me! Let's talk about what it means to be me!
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I Am: Children's Book Author Not yet published! Working on that part. For five years I've been working on a delightful little tale for kids about two children who find themselves in a world made out of paint, full of color, where they discover courage, friendship, duplicity, and the HORRIBLE LIFE-THREATENING FEARSOME NO-GOOD THINGS THAT WAIT IN THE DARK SHADEWOODS.

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"Yes I want to hear more from Caleb Peiffer!" You. That's you right now. * Indicates required field Email * I agree to receiving marketing and promotional materials * Subscribe to Newsletter So you're still here and you still want to know more about Mr. Caleb Peiffer, and I haven't scared you away? Many delightful oddities and mad ramblings and good advices and occasional dad jokes lie await in store for you!

Let's get talking! I pulled out a randomized Q&A generator, so let's see what strange and perplexing questions I will be forced to answer.

Q: What do you write?
A: A lot! Novels and short stories! Mystery, sci-fi, fantasy, romance, adventure! I have a lot of different interests--aesthetics as the kids say nowadays, my aesthetics are totes across the board--and it comes out in my writing.

Q: Which do you like better, book or eBook?
A: Book. I love eBooks for their convenience in many ways, and ultimately I believe that the words are what counts, not the paper. But for me, reading on my phone or my Kindle will never compete with the magic of holding a book in my hands.

Q: Coffee or tea?
A: I enjoy both on different occasions. Oddly enough, I'm a disgrace to my writerhood and I've never been heavily addicted to either. I'm just a water kinda guy. But when it comes down to it, gimme coffee.

Q: What is your favorite hair color?
A: My wife is a beautiful natural brunette, with gorgeous curls, so that would be my favorite.

Q: Do you have pets?
A: I grew up with cats (I had six throughout my childhood), and my wife and I recently in fact adopted a young kitten.

Q: Where is the furthest you've traveled?
A: I have been to China! Twice, in fact, and those are the only two times I have ever been out of the U.S. of A. I have two wonderful sisters adopted from the great Chinaland.

Q: What are your favorite books?
A: I've always narrowed it down to five, In no particular order:
Don Quixote, by Miguel de Cervantes
This Side of Paradise, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee
Out of the Silent Planet, by C.S. Lewis
Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson

And with that, I will put the typewriter away for now, but stay tuned for further wordings from me, including book news, deals, Q&As, art thoughts, the announcement that I became rich, and the news that I got to meet J.K. Rowling. Until then!

Anything else you'd like to know about me? Anything you'd like me to know about you? Share your wordings with me!