Guys, we’ve got to break out. I used to think I could just serve my time but it’s getting too hot and crazy in here. In Europe there’s Brexit bust up with fears of a Champagne drought for City bankers. I only get the US news in French here, but it sounds like Ukrainians throwing peaches or some sort of stuff like that. Looks pretty angry. And you can’t stay neutral. You’re either a Champagne flute or a peach Melba with a mob of Climax protesters in the middle demanding a second coming. (My mate Emma Calin writes books which could help those guys).

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