All illustrations by Edward Gorey. Who better to illustrate this than him?

Looking to hack the life out of your blog? I got your back.

This is how I went from 2,281 monthly visitors to 558 monthly visitors in 12 months. (Crying yet? You will soon.)

It’s time to drink vodka.

But before we dive into this priceless tutorial, first a definition of “killing.”

Killing your blog sounds easy. Just stop blogging!

Wrong.

To kill your blog you must destroy it so completely that it can’t be resurrected. Moreover, your re...class="">