I know.

I know.

It’s a terrible title, but I wanted something punny, funny and witty, and it turns out that I am none of those things at 7:30 at night. (That’s not quite true either. I’m hilarious at any time of day.) Alternative titles include:

Distraction is the Best TherapyProject Project: The Project DiariesProjectceptionSaving Project Lisa

Saving Project Lisa was definitely a close second, but probably gives off the impression that I’m working on myself. To be clear, and in the voice of...