Masturbating: Single vs. Married
After reading a friends post, I have come to the conclusion that masturbating gets better when you're married. When you're single masturbating is filled with self-loathing and shame. "Jesus Christ", you say to yourself when wiping yourself with a nearby Kleenex. "When the fuck am I going to get a woman? Why am I such a loser?" And you sniffle to yourself, lay in your empty bed, then masturbate one more time just for good measure.
Worse, when you're single, you start to treat masturbating as if it's a thing you actively have to make time for, or else you're cheating yourself. If you go three or four days without masturbating you'll say to yourself, "Shit, I'm going to need to go to bed 20 minutes early so I can masturbate tonight. Man, it's going to be great." Or you'll have a list of chores to do, and you'll say to yourself, "I am not masturbating until I get that kitchen done," like you would give yourself a delicious desert after being diligent about a diet.
Then when you realize this is what you're doing, that you're treating your masturbating like a girl you're dating that you have to make time for or else your relationship with it will wither up like a dead plant, and you feel pathetic, and even more so because you can't actually stop.
When you're married it's more like, your wife is heading to bed early because she's so tired, you ask if she's feeling randy, she says no, you wish her a good sleep and go off and masturbate, the way you would stay up and watch a movie when she doesn't care to watch it with you. It's care-free, it's matter-of-fact, it's getting the job done because you want to, not because of some weird compulsion you feel ashamed of but can't stop yourself from doing.
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Mark
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Jan 13, 2012 03:01PM
Interesting view on the subject Matt. :)
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