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Smart-Tats

Smart-Tats! Your colony’s leader in holographic tattoos that specialize in animated holographic designs for your feet, your legs, your left butt cheek, your right butt cheek, your hip, your torso, your chest chest, your back, your ams, throat, neck, face and head! 
"Who wants the sting of the needle from one of those defunct, One Stop Shop Tattoo Parlors? They always claim their equipment is sterile—but do you know it for a fact it is? Really? Check this out: Last year over a 500 people obtained blood poisoning and a flesh-eating virus from a here-today-gone-tomorrow tattoo parlor.   "No one wants that.      "No one needs to ever go through that horror. "Right?"So why not try a pain-free Smart-Tat? I can't think of any reason not to. You want to spend money on a good tattoo. We have it for you. Painless. Worried when you age those wrinkles will make your blue elephant holding those red balloons will twist and turn into blue sludge and a splatter of red? It won't happen. Smart Tats never change shape. They continue to stay formed on the skin as a person ages. "How about that?"Plus, Smart tats are reasonable and dependable. The whole process is easy. Simple. To the point. All you have to do is order your tattoo online and it will ship to you free in only 2 days. When it arrives open the box and use the specialized glove included to lift the tattoo and place it on the part of your body where you desire. “There are so many different designs you will be able to choose from, too. Make sure to give a look at all the designs on our website before deciding. If you don't see what you want, we'll design it for you.  "No extra charge! “Decide one day you don’t like where your tat is located? Feel like it should be placed elsewhere on your person? Getting old seeing it wrapped around your ankle? Wearing a Smart-Tat also gives you the option to move the tat from one spot to the other. Really simple. Touch the tat with your finger and move it. "Easy as that!“Love Halloween? Love dressing up in scary costumes? Why not purchase one of our Body Bags with a Shifterchip, a transparent bag you slip over yourself and a microchip you insert into an inside pocket that will shift the appearance of the Bag into a complete costume. You can download as many costumes designs as you wish off our website. The price is extremely reasonable! "Please visit www.smarttats.oz and make us your go-to tattoo parlor!  “We look forward to serving you!" 

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