I didnt realize the zombie apocalypse would involve me spending day after day in my own house

My days now consist of entertaining the dogs, cleaning and organizing the house, and washing my hands. Okay, I dont actually wash my hands that much because I spend 90% of my waking hours in my office where I am, as far as Im aware, safe from both viruses and mosquitoes. (I know youre thinking: Its April, there arent any mosquitoes in Colorado yet. But just like every other year of my life, they are...