Lately, my sister and I have been playing this one-upmanship game: which of us has the dumbest governor in America. Although I was born and raised in Florida, I am currently making my home in Georgia. My sister, though, is still in Florida. So almost everyday, we compare notes on the most recent dumb decision made by the governors of Florida and Georgia.

And yes, I have to use the word dumb because there is no other, more appropriate, word.

At first, DeSantis had the lead. This man welcomed...