Hi all my friend and fans,

I hope you're all doing better than I am. I'm confused by the English language. How come if I'm dog-tired I take a cat-nap? And how come after a bad fire one human says "the house burned up" and another human says "the house burned down" and they're talking about the same house and the same fire? And how come when humans are disgusted sometimes they say "I could care less" and sometimes they say "I couldn't care less"?

Do you see what I'm saying here? This is just another example of how dumb humans are. Take two people from different countries and they can't even talk to each other. But you take two dogs from opposite sides of the earth and they'll communicate without any problems at all.

Please, don't get me started.

Kibbles and kisses,
Genevieve the author-dog


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