Note: The title of this post is in no way an allusion to masturbation. That being said, neither is this article.
           At least 65% of it.


So I grew up and I realized, the only differences between adults and kids are that adults get to work, pay bills, commit adultery and drink alcohol. Legally.As frightening as it is with only around two months from my big Two-Zero, I’ve had an epiphany:
                                                        We’re all children here.
Adulthood was a lie, th...