I’m very confused.

People have assigned a date range for the Millenial Generation, but I’m still very confused.

Like why is Ellen bringing children on her show and giving them a “what a millennial eye roll” when they don’t know what a boom box is? 

I HAD A BOOM BOX!

I asked for a boom box!

And I used to listen to Coolio’s edited Gangsta’s Paradise CD on it after my dad listened to it first, of course. And I had a Spice Girls CD. And a Joe Diffie CD and the Soundtrack to Sister...