How bout Pastyflabbyneck?

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Sharecropping family, colorized, 1935. Also known as Rednecks.


 


“Redneck.” My daughter asked me what it meant. I’d never been asked that before. And I’d never known the answer til I said it.


“It’s a derogatory slur for the poor and working class.”


It’s a word for someone who likes different music than you do. It’s a word for people who couldn’t or didn’t go to college. It’s a word for people who like Bible quotes as much as poetry. It’s a word for people who didn’t get to stay inside during Quarantine. It’s a word people use to make themselves feel superior.



Those necks got red from bending over outdoor labor to put food in their bellies, don’t forget it.


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How necks get red. By making our food. 


Now, “hipster,” that’s still an acceptable insult. Squick. All those poser-dorks can go pound salt.

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Published on July 18, 2020 18:06
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