THE REAL GARDEN OF EDEN!

Once upon a time there lived a kind friendly man who liked people---except there weren’t many around yet and he couldn’t figure out where those few others came from. His name was Adam. He’d lived his entire life (so far) not feeling Romantic towards any woman. One day he met, at the beach and by pure coincidence, a smart, kind friendly woman named Eve. They both realized, EARLY ON, that they liked each other very much. After a few days of getting to know each other, they really began to get to know each other.

Adam had a friendly, loveable dog he called “Big Dog.” Eve had a cuddly smaller dog she affectionally called “Miss Kitty.” Soon, quite soon as a matter of fact, “Big Dog” got to know “Miss Kitty.” It was love at first sight for them too! You might call their relationship: “Inside, Outside, all around the town: sort of knowledge sharing about each other and where to find a favorite tree.

However, after a while Adam told Eve that most of the money he had had come from an aunt on his mother’s side of the family. She was very strict about her money. (This was due to her 5th husband leaving her for another woman.) The aunt had given Adam an annual endowment. The stipulation was this: He could not divorce more than two times in his life, or he’d lose her endowment. Now, he told Eve, “The rest of the story!” He’d been divorced twice already. If he did it again, he’d lose a huge chunk of his livable income. For him----- Life would be difficult.

Eve said, “It doesn’t matter! I can’t go on like this. You have far more energy than I do. I need a rest! From now on it’s going to be mostly friends only or we’ll have to part company. No more “Special Friends Status” like before. Your unlimited lifetime entry pass, within the many amazing wonders of the ‘Garden of Eden’s Earthly Delights,’ has been revoked UFN----- maybe forever! The new rule: once per year or nothing! That’s the way it must be. This is for the better for both of us----- especially in my life. But we’ll continue our public image with plenty of socializing.”

Adam felt crushed! Until now, his life had recently taken a wonderful turn for the Best life imaginable (well, it was much better than before by a long shot). Now this huge disappointment had entered his daily routine and shaken it to its foundation: the worst portion----- it might continue forever, and they’d remain only the closest of friends and as they kept spending his money---as if there were no tomorrow.

This story does have a grand positive ending for them both----- but not quite yet. Folks: stay tuned for the next gripping episode of THE REAL GARDEN OF EDEN on this same channel. Brought to you by:
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THE END