Once upon a time, a long time ago, someone created the first flat surfaced item. I’m sure many people believe this item was created to assist humans in their everyday lives. A flat surface table on which you can eat. A flat surface chair on which you can sit. Shelves to store items. Countertops on which you can prepare food.

But you are wrong! Flat surface items were not created to help humans in their everyday lives. No! Their hidden purpose is to drive people like me insane.

That’s right...