* Author's Note: Recently I've been on a quest to 'clean up' my blog. In most cases I've eliminated what could be considered  torrential potty mouth. I've also made a concerted effort to adhere to basic rules of grammar. However, due to the exhaustive nature of events which occurred yesterday, this post will do neither. In light of the fact that I now have a refrigerator in my dining room, with no plans to get it into the kitchen, I hope you will understand.

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