What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.  

Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Mall. 

Darth Vader: “Luke Skywalker- I know what you’re getting for Christmas.” Luke: “What? How?” Darth: “I felt your presents.” 

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was. 

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side. 

Why was Luke Skywalker single for so long? He was looking fo...