Why was the archeologist so upset? His career was in ruins.

Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.

How did the tree get on the computer? It logged in.

Why do ghosts like health food? Because it’s super natural.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show.

What type of ship does a vampire own? A blood vessel....