A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits at the counter. The bartender says, “Hey, did you know there’s a drink named after you?”  The grasshopper responds, “Really? Why would anyone want to name a drink Bob?”

A guy walks into a bar holding jumper cables. The bartender says, "Hey, don't you go starting something."

A string with some ruffled ends walks into a bar after tying himself into a bow. Bartender says "Hey aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?" The string replies, “No, I a...