Call me Dragon - it's the last thing you'll ever do!



Blitz the Devastator is a fireless, lonely dragon who would rather be painting artworks than doing any actual devastating. One day, largely by accident, he kidnaps the Black Rose of the Desert, Princess Azania.

As a black Princess, she is by definition the most beautiful woman in the 17 realms. Knights swoon at her feet - which is awkward with a Dragon in the way. Unlesss they slay him, of course.

Azania, being a less than conventional royal, promptly sets about arranging matters to her satisfaction.

Oh no! Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?