Whelp, to say that my plans for 2020 didn’t work out is a bit of a non-statement today. While I’d like to blame it on the Year of the Pandemic, the truth is that my plans rarely work out — even in normal years. Because of this, I decided to scale things back for 2020:

Sit in the tub more often
Play bass guitar for at least one minute a day, four days a week
Select one day this year to consume nothing but cookies and port wine
Stretch goal: while wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar, walk away...