You are a beautiful person.

Well, I assume you’re a person. I mean, you could be a robot from the future reading this text in an attempt to understand an extinct species (humans).

I hope you’re not.

I’m okay if you’re a robot from the future. I just hope we’re not extinct and you’re looking for clues as to where we all went.

I wonder if Google will still be scanning the web for … erm … whatever it scans the web for when we’re all gone. I wonder if the lights will still be on and comp...